Posted: 11:53 am Monday, March 13th, 2017

Woman is recovering after losing limbs when she fell into the path of a subway 

By Buck Machete

This smells like every movie we’ve ever seen when a guy fights another guy in the subway. Didn’t I see Bruce Willis do this? Or what about when people jump down on the rails to get to a secret door that leads to a super hero’s hidden lair? Didn’t the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live down there?

Reports say that a woman fainted moments before the train arrived and the driver of the train saw her fall and tried to slam the breaks, but couldn’t stop the train in time. If that is truly what happened can you imagine waking up with no arm and leg? I just don’t see it going down like that.

Here’s a list of things I think could of possible happened instead of her just fainting:

She was pushed by someone who secretly has been wanting her dead

This was a random hate crime

She actually slipped on a banana peel

Possibly texting and walking and wasn’t paying attention

Her best friend pushed her because she wanted to be with her boyfriend

Ok, so maybe that last one is a stretch!

Check out these clips of famous movies from the New York Subway system and see if any look familiar. (and a few surprises at the bottom)

 

 

And now check out these security videos of people not having a good day.